A Million Dollars For Free

I am a millionaire many times over and I obtained all this money for no effort at all. My millions of dollars are there just for being me. What is more my millions increase daily. There is untold wealth there just for the taking. I should feel really wonderful about it but I don't because I need to put up some money in order to retrieve my riches. Sadly this is impossible because I have next to no money at all.

Only today I was offered by a Mrs Joy Benard a 50% share of 15 Million US Dollars for the short term use of my bank account.

Mr Quudus Bakkar a bank manager from Burkino Faso was kind enough to suggest that 40% of 11.6 Million Dollars may appeal to me for the same service.

Sankara Ahmed from the same country thought that 45% of 19.3 Million may appeal to me.

And the list goes on. On the 19th January 2011 I have on offer:

• 40% of 11.3 Million from David Zuma
• 40% of 5.5 Million from Ciakaru Umadeh
• 40% of 15.5 Million from Dr Komi Zongo
• 40% of 3.8 Million from Mr Jubril Hassan
• 40% of 22.3 Million from from Mr Bashiru Hindru

plus a total of another 363.9 million on offer from another couple of dozen very kind people. It was a similiar story yesterday and it will be the same tomorrow. I am truly blessed. I am raking it in figuratively speaking. I suppose I could be as rich as Bill Gates by the time 2011 closes, especially if I invest wisely.

All I can really say is thank heavens for spam filters. I really wonder that anyone gets taken in by these scams and yet they must do or otherwise they would not continue the way they do. If everyone used a little common sense in all they do the world would be a better place.

A million dollars? I would not want it. As long as I can eat and live in a modicum of comfort it is enough.